💅 Introducing Your Favorite Satirical Anchor

Hello everyone. For those who haven’t had the pleasure yet, it’s me, Dilly.

I am your soon-to-be favorite satirical news reporter, bringing you the humor, satire, and wit seldom found in the matronly TV anchors who dominate the world.

I thought it might be difficult to find fresh material, but here we are again.

🐜 The Hubris of the Queen Ant

It is almost surreal to witness the hubris of a man who went missing on a three-month vacation to help his husband take care of their adopted baby.

Only in government can Queen ants do such a thing without being dismissed.

While the commoners have to work 40-hour weeks, a former DEI-hire Secretary of Transportation took time off so his husband wouldn’t be all stressed out doing the job that they knew would require one of them to stay home.

“I guess Mayor Pete was embarrassed about the job actually being a job instead of a position.”

🚢 Cargo Ships, Near-Misses, and One Charger

You just can’t make this stuff up.

While the new Transportation Secretary is out filming a wholesome family road-trip series, the previous one spent his time… well, mostly off the clock doing nothing.

Let’s look at the results of those three months of “personal time” right after he was hired:

• Cargo ships stacked up in harbors for months.
• Planes had more near-misses than a bad Tinder date.
• His department somehow burned through $7.5 billion on electric vehicle chargers… and managed to build exactly one.

🎭 Peak IndoctYOUnation

And when the new guy actually starts doing visible work? The old team and their allies lose their minds and start railing against a reality TV show.

See how it works, sweeties?

This is peak IndoctYOUnation — the kind of everyday hypocrisy and incompetence that happens so regularly now that the press just waits for their DNC talking points before deciding how to spin it.

Folks, do you realize how Stonefield nailed it in his book IndoctYOUnation? This Queen Ant should be on the front cover.

🔗 Join the Inquiry

If you haven’t watched the full Dilly video yet, you’re missing the best parody I’ve done in weeks.

Head over to my site and check it out. Watch the full satirical takedown here: IndoctYOUnation.com.

And yes — the original story is even wilder than the parody. You can read the full Fox News report right here: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/duffys-fire-pete-buttigieg-husband-attack-new-road-trip-tv-series-radical-miserable-left

Sleep tight, Dilly